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William was going to play one of his jokes the minute
he put the pen to paper. And so he warmed up and went warbling and
warbling right along till he was actuly beginning to believe what he was
saying _himself_; but pretty soon the new gentleman broke in, and says:
“I've thought of something. Is there anybody here that helped to lay
out my br--helped to lay out the late Peter Wilks for burying?”
“Yes,” says somebody, “me and Ab Turner done it. We're both here.”
Then the old man turns towa
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March off like
a passel of fools and leave eight or nine thous'n' dollars' worth o'
property layin' around jest sufferin' to be scooped in?--and all good,
salable stuff, too.”
The duke he grumbled; said the bag of gold was enough, and he didn't
want to go no deeper--didn't want to rob a lot of orphans of _everything_
they had.
“Why, how you talk!” says the king. “We sha'n't rob 'em of nothing at
all but jest this money. The people that _buys_ the property is the
suff'rers; because as soon 's it's found out 'at we didn't own it--which
won't be long after we've slid--the sale won't be valid, and it 'll all
go back to the estate. These yer orphans 'll git their house back agin,
and that's enough for _them_; they're young and spry, and k'n easy
earn a livin'. _they_ ain't a-goin to suffer. Why, jest think--there's
thous'n's and thous'n's that ain't nigh so well off. Bless you, _they_
ain't got noth'n' to complain of.”
Well, the king he talked him blind; so at last he give in, and said all
right, but said he believed it was blamed foolishness to stay, and that
doctor hanging over them. But the king says:
“Cuss the doctor! What do we k'yer for _him_? Hain't we got all the
fools in town on our side? And ain't that a big enough majority in any
town?”
So they got ready to go down stairs again. The duke says:
“I don't think we put that money in a good place.”
That cheered me up. I'd begun to think I warn't going to get a hint of
no kind to help me. The king says:
“Why?”
“Because Mary Jane 'll be in mourning from this out; and first you know
the nigger that does up the rooms will get an order to box these duds
up and put 'em away; and do you reckon a nigger can run across money and
not borrow some of it?”
“Your head's level agin, duke,” says the king; and he comes a-fumbling
under the curtain two or three foot from where I was. I stuck tight to
the wall and kept mighty still, though quivery; and I wondered what them
fellows would say to me if they cat