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these peddlers had been along and scoured her
up and got her in good shape, she would start in and strike a hundred
and fifty before she got tuckered out. They wouldn't took any money for
her.
Well, there was a big outlandish parrot on each side of the clock,
made out of something like chalk, and painted up gaudy. By one of the
parrots was a cat made of crockery, and a crockery dog by the other;
and when you pressed down on them they squeaked, but didn't open
their mouths nor look different
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it.”
“Looky here, Jim; does a cat talk like we do?”
“No, a cat don't.”
“Well, does a cow?”
“No, a cow don't, nuther.”
“Does a cat talk like a cow, or a cow talk like a cat?”
“No, dey don't.”
“It's natural and right for 'em to talk different from each other, ain't
it?”
“Course.”
“And ain't it natural and right for a cat and a cow to talk different
from _us_?”
“Why, mos' sholy it is.”
“Well, then, why ain't it natural and right for a _Frenchman_ to talk
different from us? You answer me that.”
“Is a cat a man, Huck?”
“No.”
“Well, den, dey ain't no sense in a cat talkin' like a man. Is a cow a
man?--er is a cow a cat?”
“No, she ain't either of them.”
“Well, den, she ain't got no business to talk like either one er the
yuther of 'em. Is a Frenchman a man?”
“Yes.”
“_Well_, den! Dad blame it, why doan' he _talk_ like a man? You answer
me _dat_!”
I see it warn't no use wasting words--you can't learn a nigger to argue.
So I quit.
CHAPTER XV.
WE judged that three nights more would fetch us to Cairo, at the bottom
of Illinois, where the Ohio River comes in, and that was what we was
after. We would sell the raft and get on a steamboat and go way up the
Ohio amongst the free States, and then be out of trouble.
Well, the second night a fog begun to come on, and we made for a towhead
to tie to, for it wouldn't do to try to run in a fog; but when I paddled
ahead in the canoe, with the line to make fast, there warn't anything
but little saplings to tie to. I passed the line around one of them
right on the edge of the cut bank, but there was a stiff current, and
the raft come booming down so lively she tore it out by the roots and
away she went. I see the fog closing down, and it made me so sick and
scared I couldn't budge for most a half a minute it seemed to me--and
then there warn't no raft in sight; you couldn't see twenty yards. I
jumped into the canoe and run back to the stern, and grabbed the paddle
and set her back a stroke. But she didn't